radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

hurdwood:

Stardust (2007), dir. Matthew Vaughn

"So what’s the problem?"
"It’s my reputation."
"No, no. Don’t be silly. Nonsense."
"It’s all right, Captain. We always knew you were a whoopsie."

unclefather:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

shake it fast but watch ya self shake it fast show me what ya working with

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via feellng)
faykid:

i am a leaf

faykid:

i am a leaf

nyjahatuatao:

Nick Broslavskiy

Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
Virgil Garnett Thomson (via feellng)
slavesnake:

See this? This is mine now, bitch.

slavesnake:

See this? This is mine now, bitch.

theclearlydope:

LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.

theclearlydope:

LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"